The first time I saw Brenda she asked me to hold her glasses. Then she stepped out to the edge of the diving board and looked foggily into the pool; it could have been drained, myopic Brenda would never have known it. She dove beautifully, and a moment later she was swimming back to the side of the pool, her head of short-clipped auburn hair held up, straight ahead of her, as though it were a rose on a long stem. The rose glided dry to the edge and then it was beside me. “Thank you,” she said, her eyes watery though not from the water. She extended a hand for her glasses but did not put them on until she turned and headed away. I watched her move off. Her hands suddenly appeared behind her. She caught the bottom of her suit between thumb and index finger and flicked what flesh had been showing back where it belonged. My blood jumped.
That night, before dinner, I called her.
“Who are you calling?” my Aunt Gladys asked.
“Some girl I met today.”
“Doris introduced you?”
“Doris wouldn’t introduce me to the guy who drains the pool, Aunt Gladys.”
“Don’t criticize all the time. A cousin’s a cousin. How did you meet her?”
“I didn’t really meet her. I saw her.”
“Who is she?”
“Her last name is Patimkin.”
“Patimkin I don’t know,” Aunt Gladys said, as if she knew anybody who belonged to the Green Lane Country Club.
“You’re going to call her you don’t know her?”
“Yes,” I explained. “I’ll introduce myself.”
“Casanova,” she said, and went back to preparing my uncle’s dinner. None of us ate together: my Aunt Gladys ate at five o’ clock, my cousin Susan at five thirty, me at six, and my uncle at six thirty. There is nothing to explain this beyond the fact that my aunt is crazy.
“Where’s the suburban phone book?” I asked after pulling out all the books tucked under the telephone table.
“The suburban phone book. I want to call Short Hills.”
“That skinny book? What, I gotta clutter my house with that, I never use it?”
“Where is it?”
“Under the dresser where the leg came off.”
“For God’s sake,” I said.
“Call information better. You’ll go yanking around there, you’ll mess up my drawers. Don’t bother me, you see your uncle’ll be home soon. I haven’t even fed you yet.”
“Aunt Gladys, suppose tonight we all eat together. It’s hot, it’ll be easier for you.”
“Sure, I should serve four different meals at once. You eat pot roast, Susan with the cottage cheese, Max has steak. Friday night is his steak night, I wouldn’t deny him. And I’m having a little cold chicken. I should jump up and down twenty different times? What am I, a workhorse?”
“Why don’t we all have steak, or cold chicken—”
“Twenty years I’m running a house. Go call your girl friend.”
But when I called, Brenda Patimkin wasn’t home. She’s having dinner at the club, a woman’s voice told me. Will she be home after (my voice was two octaves higher than a choir boy’s)? I don’t know, the voice said, she may go driving golf balls. Who is this? I mumbled some words—nobody she wouldn’t know I’ll call back no message thank you sorry to bother... I hung up somewhere along in there. Then my aunt called me and I steeled myself for dinner.
She pushed the black whirring fan up to High and that way it managed to stir the cord that hung from the kitchen light.
“What kind of soda you want? I got ginger ale, plain seltzer, black raspberry, and a bottle of cream soda I could open up.”
“None, thank you.”
“You want water?”
“I don’t drink with my meals. Aunt Gladys, I’ve told you that every day for a year already—”
“Max could drink a whole case with his chopped liver only. He works hard all day. If you worked hard you’d drink more.”
At the stove she heaped up a plate with pot roast, gravy, boiled potatoes, and peas and carrots. She put it in front of me and I could feel the heat of the food in my face. Then she cut two pieces of rye bread and put that next to me, on the table.
I forked a potato in half and ate it, while Aunt Gladys, who had seated herself across from me, watched. “You don’t want bread,” she said, “I wouldn’t cut it it should go stale.”
“I want bread,” I said.
“You don’t like with seeds, do you?”
I tore a piece of bread in half and ate it.
“How’s the meat?” she said.
“You’ll fill yourself with potatoes and bread, the meat you’ll leave over I’ll have to throw it out.”
Suddenly she leaped up from the chair. “Salt!” When she returned to the table she plunked a salt shaker down in front of me—pepper wasn’t served in her home: she’d heard on Galen Drake that it was not absorbed by the body, and it was disturbing to Aunt Gladys to think that anything she served might pass through a gullet, stomach, and bowel just for the pleasure of the trip.
“You’re going to pick the peas out is all? You tell me that, I wouldn’t buy with the carrots.”
“I love carrots,” I said, “I love them.” And to prove it, I dumped half of them down my throat and the other half on to my trousers.
“Pig,” she said.
Though I am very fond of desserts, especially fruit, I chose not to have any. I wanted, this hot night, to avoid the conversation that revolved around my choosing fresh fruit over canned fruit, or canned fruit over fresh fruit; whichever I preferred, Aunt Gladys always had an abundance of the other jamming her refrigerator like stolen diamonds. “He wants canned peaches, I have a refrigerator full of grapes I have to get rid of...” Life was a throwing off for poor Aunt Gladys; her greatest joys were taking out the garbage, emptying her pantry, and boxing threadbare garments for thee poor Jews in Palestine. I only hope she dies with an empty refrigerator, otherwise she’ll ruin eternity for everyone else, what with her Velveeta turning green and her navel oranges growing fuzzy jackets down below.
My Uncle Max came home and while I dialed Brenda’s number once again, I could hear soda bottles being popped open in the kitchen. The voice that answered this time was high, curt, and tired. “Hullo.”
I launched into my speech. “Hello-Brenda-Brenda-you-don’t-know-me-that-is-you-don’t-know-my-nanie-but-I-held-your-glasses-for-you-this-aftenoon-at-the-club...You-asked-me-to-I’m-not-a-member-my-cousin-Doris-is-Doris-Klugman-I-asked-who-you-were...” I breathed, gave her a chance to speak, and then went ahead and answered the silence on the other end. “Doris? She’s the one who’s always reading War and Peace. That’s how I know it’s the summer, when Doris is reading War and Peace.” Brenda didn’t laugh; right from the start she was a practical girl.
“What’s your name?” she said.
“Neil Klugman. I held your glasses at the board, remember?”
She answered me with a question of her own, one, I’m sure, that is an embarrassment to both the homely and the fair. “What do you look like?”
“Are you a Negro?”
“No,” I said.
“What do you look like?”
“May I come see you tonight and show you?”
“That’s nice”, she laughed. “I’m playing tennis tonight.”
“I thought you were driving golf balls.”
“I drove them already.”
“How about after tennis?”
“I’ll be sweaty after,” Brenda said.
It was not to warn me to clothes-pin my nose and run in the opposite direction; it was a fact, it apparently didn’t bother Brenda, but she wanted it recorded.
“I don’t mind,” I said, and hoped by my tone to earn a niche somewhere between the squeamish and the grubby. “Can I pick you up?”
She did not answer a minute; I beard her muttering, “Doris Klugman, Doris Klugman...” Then she said, “Yes, Briarpath Hills, eight fifteen.”
“I’ll be driving a—” I hung back with the year, “a tan Plymouth. So you’ll know me. How will I know you?” I said with a sly, awful laugh.
“I’ll be sweating,” she said and hung up.
Once I’d driven out of Newark, past Irvington, and the packed-in tangle of railroad crossings, switchmen shacks, lumber yards. Dairy Queens, and used car lots, the night grew cooler. It was, in fact, as though the 180 feet that the suburbs rose in altitude above Newark brought one closer to heaven, for the sun itself became bigger, lower, and rounder, and soon I was driving past long lawns which seemed to be twirling water on themselves, and past houses where no one sat on stoops, where lights were on but no windows open, for those inside, refusing to share the very texture of life with those of us outside, regulated with a dial the amounts of moisture that were allowed access to their skin. It was only eight o’ clock, and I did not want to be early, so I drove up and down the streets whose names were those of Eastern colleges, as though the township, years ago, when things were named, had planned the destinies of the sons of its citizens. I thought of my Aunt Gladys and Uncle Max sharing a Mounds bar in the cindery darkness of their alley, on beach chairs, each cool breeze sweet to them as the promise of afterlife, and after a while I rolled onto the gravel roads of the small park where Brenda was playing tennis. Inside my glove compartment it was as though the map of The City Streets of Newark had metamorphosed into crickets, for those mile-long tarry streets and avenues did not exist for me any longer, and the night noises sounded loud as the blood whacking at my temples.
I parked the car under the black-green canopy of three oaks, and walked towards the sound of the tennis balls. I heard an exasperated voice say, “Deuce again.” It was Brenda and she sounded as though she was sweating considerably. I crackled slowly up the gravel and heard Brenda again. “My ad,” and then just as I rounded the path, catching a cuff full of burrs, I heard, “Game!” Her racket went spinning up in the air and she caught it neatly as I came into sight.
“Hello,” I called.
“Hello, Neil. One more game,” she called. Brenda’s words seemed to infuriate her opponent, a pretty brown haired girl, not quite so tall as Brenda, who stopped searching for the ball that had been driven past her, and gave both Brenda and myself a dirty look. In a moment I learned the reason why: Brenda was ahead five games to four, and her cock-suredness about there being just one game remaining aroused enough anger in her opponent for the two of us to share.
As it happened, Brenda finally won, though it took more games than she had expected. The other girl, whose name sounded like Simp, seemed happy to end it at six all, but Brenda, shifting, running, up on her toes, would not stop, and finally all I could see moving in the darkness were her glasses, a glint of them, the clasp of her belt, her socks, her sneakers, and, on occasion, the ball. The darker it got the more savagely did Brenda rush the net, which seemed curious, for I had noticed that earlier, in the light, she had stayed back, and even when she had had to rush, after smashing back a lob, she didn’t look entirely happy about being so close to her opponent’s racket. Her passion for winning a point seemed outmatched by an even stronger passion for maintaining her beauty as it was; I suspected that the red print of a tennis ball on her cheek would pain her more than losing all the points in the world. Darkness pushed her in, however, and she stroked harder, and at last Simp seemed to be running on her ankles. When it was all over Simp refused my offer of a ride home and indicated with a quality of speech borrowed from some old Katherine Hepburn movie that she could manage for herself; apparently her manor lay no further than the nearest briar patch. She did not like me nor I her, though I worried it, I’m sure, more than she did.
“Who is she?”
“Laura Simpson Stolowitch.”
“Why don’t you call her Stolo?” I asked.
“Simp is her Bennington name. The ass.”
“Is that where you go to school?” I asked.
She was pushing her shirt up against her skin to dry the perspiration. “No. I go to school in Boston.”
I disliked her for the answer. Whenever anyone has asked me where I went to school I come right out with it: Newark Colleges of Rutgers University. I may say it a bit too ringingly, too fast, too up-in-the-air, but I say it. For an instant Brenda reminded me of the pug-nosed little bastards from Montclair who come down to the library during vacations. While I stamp out their books, they stand around tugging their elephantine scarves until they hang to their ankles, hinting all the while at “Boston” and “New Haven.”
“Boston University?” I asked, looking off at the trees.
We were still standing on the court, bounded on all sides by white lines. Around the bushes back of the court fireflies were cutting figure-eights in the thorny-smelling air and then, as the night suddenly came all the way in, the leaves on the trees shined for an instant, as though they’d just been rained upon. Brenda walked off the court, with me a step behind her. Now I had grown accustomed to the dark, and as she ceased being merely a voice and turned into a sight again, some of my anger at her “Boston” remark floated off and I let myself appreciate her. Her hands did not twitch at her bottom, but the form revealed itself, covered or not, under the closeness of her khaki Bermudas. There were two wet triangles on the back of her tiny-collared white polo shirt, right where her wings would have been if she’d had a pair. She wore, to complete the picture, a tartan belt, white socks, and white tennis sneakers.
As she walked she zipped the cover on her racket.
“Are you anxious to get home?” I said.
“Let’s sit here. It’s pleasant.”
We sat down on a bank of grass slanted enough for us to lean back without really leaning; from the angle it seemed as though we were preparing to watch some celestial event, the christening of a new star, the inflation to full-size of a half-ballooned moon. Brenda zipped and unzipped the cover while she spoke; for the first time she seemed edgy. Her edginess coaxed mine back, and so we were ready now for what, magically, it seemed we might be able to get by without: a meeting.
“What does your cousin Doris look like?” she asked.
“No,” I said. “She has freckles and dark hair and she’s very tall.”
“Where does she go to school?”
She did not answer and I don’t know how much of what I meant she had understood.
“I guess I don’t know her,” she said after a moment. “Is she a new member?”
“I think so. They moved to Livingstone only a couple years ago.”
No new star appeared, at least for the next five minutes.
“Did you remember me from holding your glasses?” I said.
“Now I do,” she said. “Do you live in Livingstone too?”
“We lived in Newark when I was a baby,” she offered.
“Would you like to go home?” I was suddenly angry.
“No. Let’s walk though.”
Brenda kicked a stone and walked a step ahead of me.
“Why is it you rush the net only after dark?” I said catching up.
She turned to me and smiled. “You noticed? Old Simp the Simpleton doesn’t.”
“Why do you?”
“I don’t like to be up too close, unless I’m sure she won’t return it.”
“I’m afraid of my nose. I had it bobbed.”
“I had my nose fixed.”
“What was the matter with it.”
“It was bumpy.”
“No,” she said, “I was pretty. Now I’m prettier. My brother’s having his fixed in the fall.”
“Does he want to be prettier?”
She didn’t answer and walked ahead of me again.
“I don’t mean to sound facetious. I mean why’s he doing it?”
“He wants to... unless he becomes a gym teacher... but he won’t” she said. “We all look like my father.”
“Is he having his fixed?”
“Why are you so nasty?”
“I’m not. I’m sorry.” My next question was prompted by a desire to sound interested and thereby regain civility; it didn’t quite come out as I’d expected—I said it too loud. “How much does it cost?”
Brenda waited a moment but then she answered. “A thousand dollars. Unless you go to a butcher.”
“Let me see if you got your money’s worth.”
She turned again; she stood next to a bench and put the racket down on it. “If I let you kiss me would you stop being nasty?”
We had to take about two too many steps to keep the approach from being awkward, but we pursued the impulse and kissed. I felt her hand on the back of my neck and so I tugged her towards me, too violently perhaps, and slid my own hands across the side of her body and around to her back. I felt the wet spots on her shoulder blades, and beneath them, I’m sure of it, a faint fluttering, as though something stirred so deep in her breasts, so far back, it could make itself felt through her shirt. It was like the fluttering of wings, tiny wings no bigger than her breasts. The smallness of the wings did not bother me—it would not take an eagle to carry me up those lousy 180 feet that make summer nights so much cooler in Short Hills than they are in Newark.
The next day I held Brenda’s glasses for her once again, this time not as momentary servant but as afternoon guest; or perhaps as both, which still was an improvement. She wore a black tank suit and went barefooted, and amongst the other women, with their Cuban heels and boned-up breasts, their knuckle-sized rings, their straw hats, which resembled immense wicker pizza plates and had been purchased, as I heard one deeply tanned woman rasp, “from the cutest littleshvartzewhen we docked at Barbadoes;” amongst them Brenda was elegantly simple, like a sailor’s dream of a Polynesian maiden, albeit one with prescription sun glasses and the last name of Patimkin. She brought a little slurp of water with her when she crawled back towards the pool’s edge, and at the edge she grabbed up with her hands and held my ankles, tightly and wet.
“Come in,” she said up to me, squinting. “We’ll play”